0800-FUCKED-IT Hoodie

The Slammed Life Reality

The 0800-FUCKED-IT Hoodie is for those who know the pain all too well – that sickening scrape when you've bottomed out and destroyed your oil sump. It's the price we pay for being low, and this hoodie celebrates (and commiserates) that moment when you realize you've just 0800-FUCKED-IT.

Premium Quality Construction

• Fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester blend for ultimate softness and durability
• Weight: 350gsm heavyweight fleece for superior warmth and structure
• Finish: Brushed fleece interior for exceptional comfort
• Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawcords, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem

Perfect Fit

Designed with a relaxed, comfortable fit that works for any occasion. True to size with a slightly oversized silhouette that's perfect for layering. Check our size guide for detailed measurements.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colours
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach

Why You'll Love It

Perfect for static and slammed enthusiasts who've been there – that speed bump you thought you could clear, that driveway that looked fine, that pothole that came out of nowhere. We've all called 0800-FUCKED-IT at some point. This hoodie is a badge of honour for living the low life.

Shipped worldwide from the UK. Part of StrictlyStatic's collection for those who accept that oil sumps are a consumable when you're properly low.